I went out to the garage to get my bike so I could ride the trainer and loosen up my legs. I got the bike, down, put the front wheel on, and set it up on the turbo. I went to put my chammy on, came back and my bike had been claimed by a small alien. Really, it was just sitting there, I have no idea where it came from. I backed slowly away and closed the door behind me. I guess some days you're just not meant to ride your bike. I watched TV and ate BonBons instead.